The Most Useless Awakening in History

An official scan orb hovered in front of him, glowing bright blue. A few seconds later, text appeared on every nearby screen, and the entire street went still again. ["Power Name: Inertia Echo"] ["Starting Rank: F-"] ["Description: Briefly copies and transfers an object’s inertia. Extremely limited range. Unstable. Low tactical value."] Silence lasted about half a heartbeat. Then laughter hit every channel like a tidal wave. ["????????"] ["The weakest power in history just arrived."] ["Copying inertia? So he can mourn objects faster?"] ["My vacuum cleaner is more useful."] ["Congratulations, Clayton City. You have a professional joke."]