The First Real Fans

“Don’t chase them!” the manager shouted. “The more you chase cats, the more they run!” Aiden scanned the space, then immediately transferred the inertia he had just borrowed from the frame into a row of small disabled wash pipes in the back lot. The pipes burst on in a quick splash, creating a short water curtain. Not to clean anything. To make the cats misjudge their landing and swing back down onto a set of low wooden racks. One orange cat landed, looked directly at Aiden, and clearly judged him with deep personal offense. The chat lost its mind. ["The cat: unacceptable."] ["This hero solves even cat rescue like a physics exam."] ["That goat’s face is killing me."] The strangest part was Duke.