The Internet's Worst Chicken Flew into My Mouth

The boxes collapsed. One hand emerged to return the balloon. “Hold on to it,” Chen Nuo panted. “Don't copy Uncle. Never cross traffic for fried chicken.” For a moment, no comments appeared. Then exclamation marks covered the screen. Xiaoman arrived with the camera, checking his bones while explaining, “Not scripted. We can't afford a stunt truck, and now we owe the breakfast shop for boxes.” Half a million people were watching. Three accounts that had mocked Chen Nuo deleted their posts. The cracker brand instead issued a statement claiming his athletic performance proved the product contained “vitality factors.” Chen Nuo sat up. His ethics and his knees began hurting simultaneously. Then a cool female voice came from behind the crowd.