Hot Enough to Rage, Angry Enough for a Discount

Chen Nuo combined the chicken's speed with pepper fire, expanding bubbles around his body into a wobbling transparent shield. [FLAVOR BLEND COMPLETE: CRISPY CARBONATED CHARGE.] He targeted the beast and activated First-Bite Step. The bubble-wrapped figure shot forward. The shield absorbed the collision, then returned his speed and fire in one explosive rebound. The Fire-Pepper Beast flew across three aisles like a red tennis ball and landed precisely in an ice-filled promotional drink tub. Hiss. Steam reached the ceiling. The creature shrank back to cat size and thrashed furiously, unable to light a spark. Three million people were watching. Volcano Heart's official account declared the video fake and the product safe.