Buy a Hundred Chocolates, Get a Free Case of Anxiety
Luo projected the full stockroom onto the store screens. Xiaoman climbed a forklift.
“One box per customer! Anyone who buys none gets a twenty-percent coupon for Full Fortune!”
“Why reward people who don't buy?”
“A bonus for rationality. Final interpretation belongs to a shop on the edge of bankruptcy!”
Order began to return, but the hamster lunged at an elderly woman clutching twenty boxes. The largest mass in its storehouse belonged to her.
Grandma Zhou did not even like chocolate. Thirty years earlier, after her husband lost his job, their daughter had wanted one piece for her birthday. Zhou had searched the city and still could not afford it.
