Chapter Two: The Internet’s Worst Team Goes to a Wedding

The wedding looked as though an overfunded planner had swallowed three gallons of fluorescent paint. The sky was pink. The lawn was blue. Every guest was a bouquet with teeth. At the end of the aisle, bride and groom stood back-to-back, chained to a cake tower by iron ribbons reading HAPPILY EVER AFTER. The master of ceremonies floated overhead, his head a colossal countdown clock. 【Time until the newlyweds become exes: 15:00.】 The stream passed two million viewers. Chat quickly recognized Team Something Came Up. 【Why did the officials invite comedians?】 【Retired Warlord lags when he WALKS. Dessert Assassin ate a bomb after turning it into a cream puff.】 【Who’s the fifth? Blank ID pretending to be mysterious?】