Chapter Five: The Champion Washes Dishes

“Food counts,” Luanma said, pointing at the rule boundary. “It says ‘units capable of eating,’ not players.” Xiaogao assumed the solemn expression of a chef discovering a legal loophole. They began cooking Leftover Nebula Soup for the entire dungeon. Wanxiang drove a cart along the rotating tracks, treating every flip as a transfer. Qiao Mai shattered the plate mountain with feedback. Luanma connected an abandoned recipe. Xiaogao turned every dangerous dish into one endlessly refilling cake. Zhaoye washed plates. The stream filled with screenshots of Night King holding a sponge. 【Champion reduced to kitchen labor.】 【His dishwashing combo is still world-class.】