Chapter Two: The Internet’s Worst Team Goes to a Wedding

“Survive first. Report me later!” He swung onto the chain and cut its first link. Trust stopped falling. The clock recovered, its face cracking open to reveal a forest of hands. 【THE CEREMONY CANNOT BE CHANGED!】 “Wrong,” Zhaoye said. “A wedding isn’t the ceremony. It’s two people choosing.” Luanma opened the discarded-assets entrance. Inside lay the remnants of 999 failed weddings: unsent letters, shattered rings, vows erased by the system. Xiaogao stuffed everything into the cake tower and activated her ability. The tower became one enormous, crooked, slightly burned memory cake. The groom took a bite and remembered the bride shielding him during their first failed attempt.