The Internet's Worst Chicken Flew into My Mouth

Two years ago, Chen Nuo had hundreds of thousands of followers. A single line from him—“the sweetness is holding a committee meeting on my tongue”—could sell out a new drink. Then he exposed falsified data from a partner brand. The industry blacklisted him, leaving eight thousand active fans and a graveyard of followers waiting to laugh at his next failure. Tonight's title, I TRY THE INTERNET'S WORST CHICKEN CRACKERS, drew thirty thousand viewers within minutes. [He got paid, didn't he?] [Chen Nuo finally learned to eat sponsored garbage.] [I've tried these. They taste like sweat from a chicken reading its medical results.] Tang Xiaoman sat off camera managing the chat. “Third comment has culture. Make them a moderator.”